Whether the true warden of Animal Jail is heartkingthing, or the guy with the arrow shirt and hands that are a little "off", this section really makes me think I was autistic.

The elephant was rather stupid to believe he would get away with his crimes. It is not every creature that has trash cans for legs, and as a result, witnesses had no problem identifying him.

Welcome to Animal Jail: the ground floor consists of the turtle cells, the kangaroo cells, and the rabbit and bug cell.

Uh-oh--a thing impersonating a man is sneaking some ISK into the snake cages. That could mean anything, including something bad, so let's be prepared.

I don't know what's more absurd--the fact that there is a christmas tree in Animal Jail, or that someone felt there needed to be a lock on its door.

If you're really bad, like the worst, then you get sent to the basement with the reindeer and the human. In Animal Jail.